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Behold the Kickmen

Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Is it your kind of game?

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About Behold the Kickmen

Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

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53%

5 ratings

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85%

375 reviews

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Platforms: PC · Switch
Release date: July 20, 2017
Difficulty: 2/5 (estimated)
Genres: Sport · Indie · Arcade
Themes: Action · Comedy
Modes: Solo only
Languages: 1 languages
Text in your language: Yes
Steam Deck: Playable
Microtransactions: None

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Which platforms is Behold the Kickmen on?: Behold the Kickmen is available on PC · Switch.
Does Behold the Kickmen have co-op?: No, Behold the Kickmen is single-player only.
Does Behold the Kickmen run on Steam Deck?: Playable
What does Behold the Kickmen cost?: $3.99 on Steam.